Chelsea have patiently scoured the world for a striker worthy of the hefty salaries paid out by Roman Abramovich and after a futile 2 year search they have returned to one of their earliest targets- Hulk. The Metro reports that the Brazilian attacker is back on Chelsea’s after a couple of years in the Russian wilderness with Zenit St. Petersburg, with the radar being simulated by the 27 year old’s agent Shandor Varga. Hulk has never been happy at Zenit despite the hefty €60m spent on him by the Russian giants, thus he has appeared in the tabloids during every transfer window since.
Chelsea’s striking woes have been so bad that Jose Mourinho was even caught on a secret tape ridiculing his forward trio, who have combined to plunder 14 goals in the Premier League all season. It is accepted knowledge that Samuel Eto’o, Fernando Torres and Demba Ba won’t be hanging around Stamford Bridge for too long.